MORE GRAVITY POEMS

HORTICREATURE

THIS FRAIL BLOOM
IS A FAKE

WHAT I’VE LEARNED BETWEEN THE YEARS 2008-2012

ALL PRESIDENTS LIE
EVEN BLACK ONES


TOURIST

I HAVE INVESTED
CONSIDERABLE AMOUNTS OF MONEY
INTO THE QUALITY OF LUGGAGE
THAT I CARRY MY CHEAP FIRST WORLD
PROBLEMS IN

HOW I SMUGGLED POEMS OFF OF TATOOINE

HI,
YOU SILLY COP

I KNOW WHY YOU’RE SO MAD
AND TREAT ME SO BAD

BUT TRUST THESE WORDS:

YOUR GIRLFRIEND DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT YOU
CAUSE HER MOUTH WAS FULL

AND I DIDN’T ASK
CAUSE I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THAT ASS

THESE AREN’T THE POEMS
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
SO MOVE ALONG

YOU SILLY COP